New Clubs

1st Tiger - "Just got a brand new set of clubs for my sister"

2nd Tiger - "Hey, that sounds like a good trade"
 

The Tiger & His Granddad

 
A young Tiger was out enjoying a game of golf with his Granddad when they came to the 9th Hole. The young Tiger's ball went right off the tee and ended up 20 yards behind a large pine tree which was directly in line with his ball and the green.
 
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot Granddad finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree from there."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree. As it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay the young golfer looked over at his Granddad who then said "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."